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1  Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..

2  Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

3   Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho

4           Me: Ye kya hai?

Mess wala: Tumlog ka Khana..

Me: Ye insaano ke khane layak nahi hai..

Mess wala: Insaano ke liye bana bhi nahi hai..

5   Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!

6    Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad! 

7  Once in a forest after a party all the
animals were eating Kamla pasand Paan masala
But Girraffe was not eating that one.
Lion: Why are you not eating Kamla pasand.
Girraffe: I only eat Manikchand...Unche Log Unchi Pasand Manikchand

8   Heavy Traffic ke beech gap dhoondhane mein naakaam raha bike savaar yuvak Pappu Singh,
Traffic police- Harilal ne kaata bhaari chaalaan

9   Sadak ke gaddhon mein lagaegi Nagar-Nigam wi-fi
taaki mobile pe baat karte samay gire logon ka baatchit band na ho

10   Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

11   Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

12  Jo Kiya Hai Aaj Wada Yuhi Umar Bhar Nibhana,
Meri Zndgi Hai Tumse Kahi Tum Badal Na Jana..!


13  No Poison Can Kill A Positive Thinker
And
No Medicine Can Save A Negative Thinker..!

14    माना तू Attitude की रानी
हें , तेरी Cuteness
खानदानी है , पर फिर भी तुझ
से ज्यादा… मेरी ये दुनिया
दिवानी है !!

15     Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.